Gall Blather

Monica Buttercup will not be quitting her day job.

The one with health insurance!

Gall: irritate, annoy, vex,madden, provoke

Bladder: bodily sac for liquid or gas

Gallbladder: musclar organ that serves as a reservoir for bile

So today MBC took a day off from her real job to help out at the store so that theowner could have her gall bladder removed.

Fierce Owner is a strong and powerful woman. A stalwart and passionate woman. Sometimes even a tough woman. She loves her store. She never misses a day if she can help it. She went to the hospital early this morning and we all thought she'd probably try to stop at the store on her way home from the hospital tonight.

Shortly after noon, however, we got a call from fierce owner's partner who said FO wasn't doing too well. FO, it seems, was in horrific pain. By closing time it hadn't gotten better. She was unable to leave the hospital as planned.

Let it be said that Monica Buttercup was unsettled. Yours truly has only experienced the pain of childbirth...(the kind you forget as soon as you see the baby!)...never the pain of having your gall bladder sucked out!

FO's partner said that they think it's because they put a lot of gas in your system to enlarge everything before the liposucking begins...and then you have to endure the gas and enlargement for several hours after the suckery.

WHO KNEW??

FO will not be coming to the store tomorrow.

Ok, so I think if it's not too late God, I will begin to take better care of my gall bladder. Because if FO is crying, the pain must be really really bad.

Monica Buttercup reconsiders healthy eating.